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.home-body{display:flex;flex-direction:column;padding:100px 36px 26px;min-height:100svh}.home-page{width:min(1180px,100%);margin:auto}.home-hero{padding:28px 0 65px}.home-kicker{font:12px monospace;text-align:center;letter-spacing:.18em;color:#999;margin:0 0 32px}.home-hero h1{font-size:clamp(3.2rem,8.7vw,7.8rem);line-height:.98;max-width:1140px;margin:0 auto;letter-spacing:-.065em}.endorsements{display:grid;grid-template-columns:repeat(3,minmax(0,1fr));gap:44px;padding:42px 0 70px;border-top:1px solid #353535}.endorsements figure{margin:0}.endorsements blockquote{font-family:Georgia,serif;font-size:clamp(1.35rem,2.3vw,2rem);line-height:1.3;font-style:italic;margin:0 0 24px;letter-spacing:-.025em}.endorsements figcaption{font:12px monospace;color:#aaa}.home-fine-print{width:100%;display:flex;justify-content:space-between;gap:20px;color:#888;font-size:10px;line-height:1.5;margin-top:32px}.home-fine-print small{font-size:10px}@media(max-width:650px){.home-body{padding:100px 24px 22px}.home-hero{padding-bottom:44px}.endorsements{grid-template-columns:1fr;gap:30px;padding:32px 0 30px}.endorsements blockquote{font-size:1.55rem;margin-bottom:12px}.home-fine-print{align-items:flex-end}.home-fine-print small:last-child{text-align:right;max-width:135px}}
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